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No Destination

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Song for the Flightless Bird
My Spanish Teacher Ran Away
Missing Link (Ode to Bigfoot)
So It Goes
Three Page Paper
Pig Latin
Piso Mojado
Southern Cuisine
Rock and Roll Mansion
City Train (Judgmental Eyes)
Agnostic's Hymn
The Premature Ejaculation Blues
Six Hours from Home
Concussion
Skeletons

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Flashback
Less Is More Is Not Enough
Collection Plate
East Coast/West Coast
Telescope
Make My Boredom Disappear
The Hollywood Ecology
Hypochondriac
Talkin' Talkin' Hitchhiking Amphibian Blues
How I Learned Arithmetic
Daddy's Home
The Quicksand Railroad Transcontinental
What Killed the Dinosaurs?

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Shallow as the Water Was
Craters on Pyramids
2021
We Are Only Refugees
In Regards to a Solution
Seasick
The Children
A Halo for the Scientist
Sour Skies, Empty Mouths
Did I Sleep and Are These Dreams I Had?
The Great Communicator

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When This Kid Talks
Bed and Breakfast in the Forest of Resurrection
Robot Love Part I
Don't Get Superstitious if the Circus Never Comes
Ballad of the Crooked Cop
Humanzee
Blind Man's Bluff
Letters Home
Logic of the Chainsaw
The Chicken, the Egg and the Holy Ghost
Whiskeybreath
Robot Love Part II (Estella)
How to Play Egyptian Ratscrew
Governor's Sleeping
Let's Go Clubbing!

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A Day in Colonial Williamsburg
Chromosomes
Have a Little Mapwurst and You'll Make It There on Time
Like Clockwork
Popes Never Die, They Just Change Bodies
Rules to Rugby
Smoke in a Deaf Kid's Ear
The Leif Erickson School of Synchronized Schooling
This House Is a Swamp or My Brother Is a Frog
Vats of Cherry Cola
Music for a Snuff Film

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Disappearing Canine Blues
High School (Makes Me Wanna Cry)
Ninja Whisky
North American Street Drugs
Salad Days
Don't Piss on My Piñata and I Won't Piss on Yours
Crazy Eights
Life in the Ocean
Moogiles the Prophet
Get a Room
Vitamins
Pair Off and Multiply
All They Teach Us in School
Adventures of re-Itori and the Helpless Old Cave

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Daybreak
The Quest for Eggs and Biscuits
Mighty Strange
Mighty Strange, Indeed
You're Very Handy, Even Though You Don't Have Any of Them
Training in the Woods
What's a Gazebra?
Our Hero Meets His Maker
Showdown
Back to the Homestead
Winning Is Rhyming

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Here Come the Lawyer in the Pinstripe Suit
Lower End of the Upper Middle Class
Long Division
The Streets of Salt Lake City
Space Cadet
Flying Sideways out of Buildings
Hoopy Is the Pits
Blonde Joke
Salt in the Game
Confidence Man
Las Vegas or Bust

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My First Wet Dream
Bigger Fish
All Aboard the Combover Express
The Untimely Fake Death of Hipton Prescott
Narcotic Signals
Stop Rooting for the Hometeam
16 Millimeter PSA
Why My Dog Is Called Pile of Bricks
Caffeine
Moon Learning
A Million State Funerals
Jammibeans
Folk Child's Blues
Higher and Deeper
Surfing Lessons for the Hideously Inside-Out

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Twisted House of Mirrors
Landlocked
Pacific Coast Highway
Q: What's Your Problem? A: Incontinence
Underwater Freak Show
Wiping Out and Keeping Your Cool
Achievements
Let's All Quit Our Summer Jobs
Electrocution vs. Henry the Weekday Dunce

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Pickup Lines
Jonathan Swift
Welcome to the Hippo Pit
Stargazing
Some People Don't Know What to Do with 20 Dollars

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Bird Watching on the Go
The World's First and Last Random Number Generator
Biopic Hitman
Nihilist's Picnic
Greg Reinfeld & the Opinionettes

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These Are the Opinionettes
Cornbread for Cornbread
The Future Mrs. Whatever
Heartbreak Run
Song for West Point
Tragedy Strikes (Tape at 11)
I Belong in a Padded Cell
Judy Is Judy Is Christopher
Legend of the Five-Day Man-Beast
Damaged Goods
My One and Only Masterpiece
Joys of Public Transit
Sinners' Blues Exchange and Emporium
Death and Good Riddance to the LP
The Inventionist

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1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5
1.6
1.7
1.8
1.9
2.1
2.2
2.3
2.4
2.5
2.6
2.7
2.8
2.9
3.1
3.2
3.3
3.4
3.5
3.6
3.7
3.8
4.1
4.2
4.3
4.4
4.5
4.6
4.7
Bookbinding and Other Songs

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Bookbinding
Battle of Wits with the Underbridge Troll
Menlo Park
How Not to Tell a Story 101
One-Armed Circle Jerk
Fingernails
To Have a Foreign Girlfriend: the Video Game
A Love-Wound Telegram from Yours Truly
Run-In with the V.C.C.S.S.
Pickaxe
Cussworthy Habits
Bluesman Impostor Blues
Happenstance
Dictionarily Speaking, Again
Hammock Song
Open Mic at the Peliculum Attic Door

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The Yard Sale
Summer Flings (Don't Fly in the School Year)
Get Gone, Diabete, Get Gone
Times New Reinfeld

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Summer Reading List
Nomenclature of Prehistoric Birds
The Rift Between Radicals and Moderates
Routineagers
Song on Maracas
Slacker/Moneymaker
Office Politics at the Old Philharmonic
Carnival Math Whiz
Middle East Limerick Hour
Gospel Revivalist Blues
Perpetual Motion Sensory Deprivation Machine

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Museum Wax
United States Department of Bees
War Diorama
Sorrows of Young Whine All You Want
United States Bureau of Wasps
Homeschool Religion
Jazz and Blues Festival
Pleasure Aho
Wind-Up Toy
Planned Obsolescence
Sex By Committee
TADOTL (Trapeze Artists Down on Their Luck)
Temper Tantrum
Crocodile Tears
Lexicosmonauts
Yeah, No
No, Yeah
The
Of
Dang
Classical DJ Crank It Up
Workman's Comp
The Teetotaler
The Problem with Stereo Sound
Gallon of Blood
Child Actor
Time-Traveling Trap Door
Amsterdam Juggler
Bluesy Typewriter Stomp
Like, Everything's Connected
School Shooting Aftermath
Poorest Almanac That Ever Lived

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Ma Nature's Own Shalt Nots
Rubber Tigers
Field Trip
Opera Sushi Ballet
Pink Ballerina
Underground Hip-Hop Sensation
(For You) I Pretend to Like Jazz
I Saw a Booty
People's Republic of Weatherman Is Wrong
I Saw a Booty Backwards
The Science Fair
What the Fuck are the Blues?

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What the Fuck are the Blues?
Weekender's Boogieblues
Only Biographer Blues
Whistleblower's Boogieblues
Field Recording Blues
Yodeler Mark One + 3

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Yodeler Mark One
Brain Research Significant Other
Dust-Up with a Rodeo Clown
Spokesnazis, Inc.
Recording Artist

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Honeymoon Make-Believe Boogierag Blues
My Son the Bakery Doctor
G Major/A Major Hoedown
OICOAGH
Dear Fara Keeta
Society Advocating Forced Misspellings and Restoration of Dirigibles
Recording Artist
Bend, Crawl and Pivot at the Waist
Radicals and Moderates Pt. 2
Live Inside an Active Volcano

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Robot Love Part III
Letter from a Yeti
The Ballad of Jye Stids
Misunderstanding at a Grocery Store
Science! Religion! Money! Art!
Amoeba Jenkins, Amoeba at Law
Humpty Dumpty National Parks
Bride of the Inventionist

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Death by Consumption
Liquid Assets of the Dearly Deceased
Inheritance Contest in a Haunted House
Inheritance Contest Replay #1
Inheritance Contest Replay #2
Worm Being Grubby in a Sewer Grate
Inner Workings of a Human Brain
Science, Overrated
re-Itori Pleads the 18th Dimension

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(Of All the Things I Planned For) I Never Planned For Apes
Rectangular Monk
Chinese Water Torture
Faint Praise for Maysharp Mandlebarber
Brain Waking Up, 6 AM
Standing in Line at Good News Blues
Killer Dustman Driver's Ed
Collegiate Gliders Club
Vladimir Scott Key
10-Year Reunion Dirge and March
Thank You Note
Martial Arts Film Star
91bpm
Gingerbread House
Black Hole of Misery
Album, Overrated

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Pornographic Secretary
Cool Maximum
Echo Blues
Kalimba
Robot Solstice Party
Career Paths a Millennium Hence
Pliny the Gangsta
Suburbia v. Ridiculo Yarmuve
It's a Bean Sprout
William Taft on Horseback circa 1905
Funky Me Eating a Pear
Sexy Translator Honeymoon
Talented Playground
Halo Eyes
Sexual Awakening of Queen Tut
Inveterate Shaker of Hot Butt
Summer Jams of re-Itori Jones

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Crossbow
Dada
Birthday Party
Convenience Store Lockdown
Surfing, Overrated
Benefit Show
Song on Bugs
Bloodless Coup at a Bulletin Board
Outsider Art
Halloween with the V.C.C.S.S.
Autumnal Jams

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3D Movies
Home Recording Boogieblues
False Start
Hindu Freddy
Hating on the Multinationals
Downfall of the Amsterdam Juggler
Buttwish's Not-So-Secret Wish
Song on Leaves
Sex
Rain, Divisible by Itself and One
Bamboo Howard Number 10-C
Totalitarian Orchestra Labor Dispute
Daylight Switchings Time
Alternate Ending
A Tall Boy, Who Has a Mustache for Eyes
Alexa
Wintry Mix

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Book of Enlightenment
Passionate About Public Health
Love Song on Castanets
Workplace Questionnaire
Love Song on a Basketball Court
Atheist Debate
Unsophisticated Child
Freddy Discharge
Book Report
Alexa (electric)
Spring Cleaning

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Tape Kalimba
Kalimba Waltz
Drum Jam #1
Mayor of Silicon Valley
Viola Picking
Five Everyday Rules About Animule Behavior
New Definition of Torture
Drum Jam #2
Barrel Organ Set at an Open Mic
Spring Cleaning
Consensual Sex with a Circus Monkey
Namedropper's Disease
Love Song on Virginia State Schools
Blog Pilot